Ghetto Hot Hands

When you run your car for 40-60 minutes and then clamp the exhaust with your hands.

Man, stop bitching. If you so cold let me show you Ghetto Hot Hands.

by Jacks Dad May 17, 2021

goo hand luke

Jerking your gherkin using another man's spooge as lubrication

Hey joe I'm out of lube can you help me out?

Sure Luke let me jack off off into your hand its sticky and lubricating.
Great! problem solved!

Now that's a goo hand Luke!

by DaveBrown August 24, 2011

two hand man

a man that needs two hands to fit around thier nutters, and enjoy being touched by 13 year olds .

jeffie
THM SR.= two hand man senior :)

by Silly billy bean February 13, 2009

Left-handed Web Site

A pornography site on the internet. The name is derived from the practice of using the left hand to manipulate the mouse, thus leaving the right hand free for self-abusing purposes

"Nah, I think I'll just stay home tonight, have a few drinks, and find a left-handed web site or two"

by Stabsunteroffizier Wunderbar February 29, 2008

t-rex hand job

To be masturbated by a person with ataxic cerebral palsy. A person with this birth defect has one or two small and withered arm resembling the arm of a tyrannosaurus rex.

I don't care what you say about her being a freak! I love the t-rex hand job. It makes my unit look huge!

by lowtarsmokenfool July 3, 2010

taste of the back of my hand

taste of the back of my hand (give you a)

To give someone a backhanded slap across the face.

Shuttup ho, or ill give you a taste of the back of my hand!

by George December 19, 2004

Southwest Style Hand Job

A handjob that involves the hand going over the top of the penis as opposed to underneath it.

Mary is well known for her southwest style hand jobs.

by Jobo086 April 5, 2010