Festival Rules

Festival rules are called by a couple BEFORE arriving at any large public gathering (concert, music festival, sporting event, etc.) Both must agree that Festival rules apply. Once agreed, the first person to see someone they know must call them by name and get a mutual acknowledgement that you do, in fact, know each other. You MUST know the person's name, and they must know yours. If you are the first to win, you get to name your prize, usually your favorite sexual position or favor.

A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.

by rancheroman July 5, 2011

Rules for thee but not for me

Someone imposing rules on others while consciously breaking them themselves, like telling someone to stop doing something mean to them while doing the same mean thing to many others seconds ago.

A and B: *Pushes C*

C: *Pushes in self-defense*

A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"

B: "Yeah! Moron!"

C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"

A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"

B: "Haha n00b!"

C: "Rules for thee but not for me."

(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)

by Silicosis9324 May 12, 2024

dino rules

Dino Rules means so long as no one else present is capable of physically whooping your ass, rules do not apply.

I was at a gathering and only knew few people so naturally I was minding my business, when a total stranger disrespected me, however, we go Dino Rules so I whooped his ass and moved along.

by fookinjayyo June 14, 2020

BowieD rule 34

This rule states that any person under the same nickname or similar nickname to 'BowieD' really exist in this world. These people are meant to serve as NPCs under the rule 34 in the society.

Why is he acting so weird? That's because his nickname is BowieD and he's forced to do the BowieD rule 34.

by LocoCZ February 21, 2023

Rule 34

a disgusting spam that ruined all of great communities

Rule 34 is... too disgusting I don't want to say

by Anonymous45314561 August 29, 2022

Handbook Rules

Player defined rules in any kind of game that is meant to counteract unpopular, annoying, or dishonorable play-styles.

Player 1: “oh man, camping is such a dumb and wimpy way to play in Call of Duty.”

Player 2: “yeah man, it’s like totally against the Handbook Rules of COD.”

by The Metal Guy April 8, 2024

The Rule of Bitch Equality

The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)

Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!

by That bitch tree May 14, 2018