The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!
“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”
“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”
“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”
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Get the Roll Jug mug.subway roll (n.) - The best twelve inches of your life. The fluffiest, toastiest bread that dreams are made of, which may also be referred to as a "five dollar foot-long".
subway roll (v.) - To gather your homies and head to a party via train.
subway roll (adj.) - To resemble a lumpy pile of blankets seen in a subway station, often indicating a homeless person sleeping.
subway roll (v.) - To gather your homies and head to a party via train.
subway roll (adj.) - To resemble a lumpy pile of blankets seen in a subway station, often indicating a homeless person sleeping.
(n.) "I got a BLT on the honey oat subway roll because I'm trying to be healthier, but I'm also human."
(v.) "Let's subway roll to RJ's to get turnt."
(adj.) "You look mad subway roll in that coat today."
(v.) "Let's subway roll to RJ's to get turnt."
(adj.) "You look mad subway roll in that coat today."
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Get the Soul on a roll mug.In the sport of Track and Field, "rolled" means you are unathletic, untalented, and SLOW compared to the competition.
"Did you check the heat sheet to see who you're racing today bro?"
Yeah, they're all rolled man. This'll be easy."
Yeah, they're all rolled man. This'll be easy."
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Man: “I was looking at the back of Ethans head the other day, and man does he have some dirty neck rolls.”
Woman: “You were probably the one who gave it to him.”
Woman: “You were probably the one who gave it to him.”
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