Uncle Funny-Fingers

A term of endearment given to an uncle who plays too much, tickles you, gives you noogies, or generally bullies you in a fun way.

My Uncle Funny-Fingers is coming over, I hope he doesn’t tickle me until I cry again.

by MeatLoafJelly July 15, 2023

Finger Free February

no nut november ferda girls

girl: how’s no nut november?

joe: ugh i can’t wait till finger free february

by qoah November 4, 2019

Five-Finger Dieter

The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.

"Bro... I gave myself a Five-Finger Dieter last night!"
"You're gross man... But good job..."

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter November 14, 2020

The Quick Finger Shocker

If you're ever in a fight and need to pull a move in order to escape. Just pull down your enemy's pants and stick you're finger in their ass.

Alex: Yoo John what happened last night
John: I was in a scuff with Rob but he pulled The Quick Finger Shocker on me and got away

by Scrap_master_69 October 21, 2020

Pumpernickel Finger-Gun

A Pumpernickel Finger-Gun is a sexual act that involves anal sex and fingering. It commonly occurs when a Male and Female are having Anal Sex and the Males penis gets stuck in the Females sphincter.

Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.

It is a very messy process.

"Bro, I was fucking Stacey last night and we had to do the old Pumpernickel Finger-Gun!"
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 14, 2021

2 finger tango

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vagina to promulgate pleasure.

I did the 2 finger tango on myself then I marinated a steak in my own personal juices!

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

One finger up

Meaning that you're deeply in love with Luq

Look, she's in love with Luq. One finger up!!

by LoveFlower July 6, 2022