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bag jelly

1. - refers to a man's biological preserves. Naturally, the bag denotes the man's scrotal sack. One could say that a man's balls are the fruit of his loins. Therefore, only jelly could flow from them; 2. - man preserves.
Smitten Wife: This English Muffin needs something.
Devoted Husband: Gee, Honey, how about some jam, egg yolk, or butter?
Smitten Wife: Those sound okay but inadequate.
Devoted Husband: Oh, I know! How 'bout some bag jelly?!
Smitten Wife: Baby, you really know me!!!

Happily ever after..........
by shit taster July 30, 2009
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boil in the bag

BOIL IN THE BAG is a man who takes on sumone elses kids or wrongly believes the kid is his own offspring this is not true hense he is a boil in the bag daddy
pure (boil in the bag) u lad

when you hear a kid calling the man by his real name you think to yourself (boil in the bag)
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free-bagging

Free-bagging (v.) The action of receiving the positive social and civil benefit of a central government without actually wanting to pay for it.

Adopted by progressives during the mid 2009-2010 era, it began the shift from idolizing tax dodging and denigration to one commonly understood to be derisive in nature. Similar in concept to tea-bagging, both literally and figuratively, free bagging became known as "wanting something for nothing."

See also: tea-bagging, morans, libertarians, Somalia, owning the message.
For instance, a person listens to Rush Limbaugh on the radio while driving to their state government job. The airwaves are owned by the public, the individual is driving on a road, paid for by the public, and they are employed by the public. Yet, this person agrees with Limbaugh that taxes are too high. In fact, this person is free-bagging. Often of the lower socio-economic strata, a free-bagger may not be cognizant that there is a cognitive dissonance in their belief system. One cannot "support the troops" without actually, you know, supporting the troops.
by thealater July 9, 2009
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Smoke Bag

My smoke bag neighbors smoke so much that I can smell it through my walls!!
by Dolochick, Lacey Lace April 6, 2010
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Pussy Bag

The scrotum hanging from the pussy in 40% of women in the United States In America
by Phillip3490 April 18, 2010
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Tool Bag

A person who is a tool and a douche bag.
The idiot that cut me off in traffic was a Tool Bag
by BizzyBlond April 18, 2011
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skin bags

Either of two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland... also known as SWEET TITTIES
Damn, that girl has some nice skin bags!
by teamboo June 28, 2006
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