Beans

A person that has the best meme page in Instagram also the person that committed more war crimes than America in Vietnam

Person 1 : you follow (beans) @bean.s_to_pay_the_bills
Person 2 : yes
Person 1: wanna get married and live our lives in albania and never pay taxes

Person 2: fuck no *unfollows* me

by Beans that got taxed November 22, 2021

Bean head

When some one has a strange bean shaped head you call them a bean head

ha look at luca he is such a bean head

by hahahauashhcwesfhowqh[grq[hg3 December 23, 2017

Bean

A drug lord in your local school

Well now, the bean has a meat stick in class.

by Le beans May 12, 2022

milk the bean

After a girl gets creampied and she then proceeds to masturbate and squirter the cum across the room.

She really likes to milk the bean

by Jacob the bean milker March 15, 2021

beane stalk

when somebody stalks someone for an excessive amount of time, with the and they knew/know about it.

harry has been beane stalking Cassidy. its really funny because whenever he does it, she gets goosebumps.

by URBANLEGEND001 August 21, 2016

bestest bean

To be someone’s ‘bestest bean’ is to be someone who is the kindest, most supportive, amazing human bean on the planet. You share music taste and food and dream of going to every concert possible. Concerts are fun.

Person 1: Who’s that?

Person 2: They’re my bestest bean on the planet. They’re pretty damn cool.

by youruncertainshadow February 22, 2020

Keen as beans

keen as beans is a describing word to call someone who wants you to buy them a gatorade bottle so they can smoke ket till they are blind

Person 1 "hi keen as beans here could you buy me a gatorade bottle so i can smoke ket till im blind"
person 2 "sure keen as beans"

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024