whataburger wet wipe

When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.

Credit to Jason vest on instagram

Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.

by Certified_ForkLift_operator January 10, 2024

wet shaft

When someone licks their finger like a wet Willy but sticks it down a man’s urethra.

Jerry “Yo he’s naked in the shower sleeping give him a wet shaft”

Danial “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

by Ryguy18287491 September 22, 2022

Wetted

The past tense of wet according to my friend.

Unless you wetted your hair you would not be able to do that.

by SomeOne4421 December 7, 2017

Wet slogger

And moist, gross , smelly husk of a human

Ruben is a wet slogger!!

by DigitalR March 11, 2022

Wet Bulb

A sexual act that takes place in a climate which is so deathly hot and humid that it prevents any chance of erection whilst the testicles leak all of your bodies retained moisture.

"it was independence day and I thought we would have a special evening but he just couldn't make it work and his nuts felt like a jellyfish due to the wet bulb

by The Billy Penis July 5, 2023

wet debt

Being in debt so much, that it is hard to meet it, which makes you sweat. Hence, it becomes a wet debt.

Harry is in a wet debt, because he is unable to make ends meet as he lost his job.

by Vipansh November 28, 2013

Wet Walking

Putting on a freshly used cum sock and walking around in it like normal.

Oh wow, he's Wet Walking all the way to the 7/11!

by Yakay April 8, 2023