Juicy bum syndrome or J.B.S is a condition that occurs after you drop a shit and wipe up the resulting bum chocolate. Only minutes after leaving the toilet it starts to feel juicy between your cheeks and your butthole begins to itch uncontrollably.
Man, I had severe Juicy bum syndrome last night! I scratched my butthole so hard that it looked like a cherry ripe had melted in my jocks!
by Ratdog82 July 2, 2017

by Sugarly February 15, 2019

A condition exhibited by high school freshmen that add everyone in their school on Facebook with intent of appearing "popular" or friendly with upperclassmen. Commonly abbreviated as "FFS."
Senior 1: Dude, who is this random freshman that added me on Facebook?
Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!
Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!
Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!
Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!
by jrabB September 6, 2011

the promising but illusive reward in a game of grinding many hours for levels to reach end game despite end game being no more fun than the rest of the game
i grinded project slayers because i thought end game pvp would be fun, i guess i just had blox fruits syndrome.
by 1SimpleWord November 24, 2022

Scorpion King Syndrome: A storytelling tool used in many big-budget motion pictures.
SKS (pronounced 'sucks') is when an action movie's premise supposedly revolves around a major antagonist, where in fact the villain is actually only mentioned for less than five minutes at the start of the movie, altogether forgotten, and then appears at the very end of the movie.
The villain in question typically has no identity of his/her own, only that of a 'force' to be dealt with by the hero of the movie. Typically this villain is quickly killed to great fanfare, yet little emotional context to the viewer.
SKS (pronounced 'sucks') is when an action movie's premise supposedly revolves around a major antagonist, where in fact the villain is actually only mentioned for less than five minutes at the start of the movie, altogether forgotten, and then appears at the very end of the movie.
The villain in question typically has no identity of his/her own, only that of a 'force' to be dealt with by the hero of the movie. Typically this villain is quickly killed to great fanfare, yet little emotional context to the viewer.
"Did you see Transformers? I wish Megatron had been in it and had a real character more than he was. I think he was suffering from Scorpion King Syndrome."
See: The Mummy Returns
See: The Mummy Returns
by Christopher Majewski June 20, 2008

A disease usually refering to a person who smells like a skunked beer, combined with body odor, fishy pubic hair, and dried anal seapage displaying a general lack of hygiene that would otherwise make a radius of 25 feet from the person inpalatable.
Bob the Hobo + Your Mom + Your Nasty French Teacher + Britney Spears= A.S.S.
Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome
Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome
by krikeymynipple April 7, 2010

Where you’re a loner, but only because you can’t relate to anyone else due to past trauma and experiences.
Once you meet someone you can open up to, the syndrome is lifted with said person.
Once you meet someone you can open up to, the syndrome is lifted with said person.
by Alkura January 18, 2021
