Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

by Count Noosula March 26, 2020

cyclic vomiting syndrome

(speaking from personal experience) the absolute worst disorder to ever have. lots of nausea, vomiting, dry heaving, hypersensitivity to light & sound, etc. during an episode. the only medication to stop an episode is Ativan. it's lesser known so doctors have a difficult time diagnosing. episodes can be triggered by almost anything, and triggers are different for everyone (hormones, anxiety, excitement, changing of seasons, certain smells or times of day, etc.). be prepared for lots of IVs and ER visits. also referred to as simply CVS. sometimes retching or heaving too aggressively can lead to tearing a hole in the lung and getting air trapped under the skin (also happened to me).

I had a cyclic vomiting syndrome episode last Friday and spent most of it in the ER.

Dude, I absolutely hate my stomach, this cyclic vomiting syndrome sucks.

by kepicket April 28, 2020

Unpopular Opinion Syndrome

A term for when a person or group of people online feel like they are the only one with a certain opinion, while actually sharing the same obvious opinion that the majority has, mainly caused by misinterpreting anything that's being said outside their internet bubble.

Username: "Am i the only one in the world who thinks that destruction of property during protests is bad and should be punished?"
You thinking: "No, your not. Your post has 50k upvotes already. It's just Unpopular Opinion Syndrome that you're having"

by fakafmafaka June 11, 2020

Smash Mouth Syndrome

A mildly contagious disease that has a person compulsively singing all star just for the sake of memes. People suffering from smash mouth syndrome may also sing It because the can't get over how catchy "all star" is.

1: Why does he keep singing All Star? Isn't everyone tired of that song?
2: He has Smash Mouth Syndrome, just don't acknowledge him in any way.
1: but he's even doing the voic-
2: shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

3: why did you call it smash Mouth Syndrome if that's the only song the-
2: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrek

by TheCupIsHalfBowl March 28, 2017

Console Peasant Syndrome

Console Peasant Syndrome by the medical definition CPS for short, a PC player that switch to console gaming for no logical reason, and or making up facts to support console gaming being better

Example (Chris with a one for an I)

Chris with a one for an i is console peasant and has Console Peasant Syndrome

by StatTrackLCD May 22, 2017

juicy bum syndrome

Juicy bum syndrome or J.B.S is a condition that occurs after you drop a shit and wipe up the resulting bum chocolate. Only minutes after leaving the toilet it starts to feel juicy between your cheeks and your butthole begins to itch uncontrollably.

Man, I had severe Juicy bum syndrome last night! I scratched my butthole so hard that it looked like a cherry ripe had melted in my jocks!

by Ratdog82 July 2, 2017

Serc-Myers Syndrome

Popularised by chartered accountants in the South West and London, Serc-Myers syndrome is used to refer to a man in their twenties developing early onset beer belly (note, may not be caused by the consumption of beer). To have Serc-Myers, the stomach must extend further than the chest.

"You should stop drinking so much, you're starting to develop Serc-Myers"
"Who is Steve again?" "The one with Serc-Myers Syndrome"

by hmmokaythen March 12, 2018