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mutt's rule

no matter what you are talking about, at some point an american will bring up race (often in a sexual context)
nobody:
not even a single soul:
american: "do you classify yourself as having hispanic or latino descent?"
me: "oh, gee, mutt's rule at it again"
by Stopspyingonme January 11, 2021
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Rule 1

"What is rule 23." "Stfu you stupid idiot, whats Rule 1?" "Ohhh sorry."
by CrLmao May 31, 2020
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Rule of the thing

A fun idiom that means "a broadly accurate guide or principle, based on practice rather than theory." It is exactly like "Rule of Thumb" but without the added joke that it's meaning stems from domestic abuse.
The general rule of the thing is to add the ingredients when the water starts to boil
by Heylin September 14, 2019
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The Rule of Thumb

The teenage act of using your thumb as a hole guide for your cock which is larger than she is used to. After slapping your fumbling dick in your palm, you gently insert your thumb into her pussy. Like Houdini you simply run your cock along your thumb, using it like a ruler or a guide, to direct and allow an easy and simple access’s to an otherwise unsatisfied pussy.
She was too tight for me, it was dark and I couldn’t even find her hole
properly. I heard Jimmy strolled in last night at the pub and after a few drinks he took her home. Apparently he used “the rule of thumb” his old
Man taught him. After a while the crafty fucker worked his huge knob to the hilt - and we didn’t see him for 3 days!
by Jungle Diver August 1, 2019
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Chovanec's Rule

One scientist has found that climate change closely follows the laws of Chovanec's Rule.
by benjermaine_69 April 19, 2021
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Sock Rule

The sock rule is used when having sex with the homies simular to no homo this automatically makes it not gay
Todd:Damn bro my dick is hard

Jesse:Don't worry bro I got you "gurgling"

Todd:Stop that's gay

Jesse:Don't worry I'm wearing socks its called the Sock Rule and also
No Homo

Todd:No Homo
by Mangomegamuncher April 25, 2025
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Ground rule double

I hit a ground rule double yesterday. First I did the blonde, then later that night the redhead droped by for a booty call!
by Smart Like That December 2, 2019
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