poop smell fart

The act one partakes in one they sniff somebody after they make the mistake of sharting.

Person: I just sharted
Human:Can I smell it?
Person: But that’s poop smell fart, which is frowned upon in several countries!

by Strangers are scary November 21, 2017

poop butt sex

Epiccccc

Sebastian: poop butt sex.
Random dude: bruh

by Hhhnn April 20, 2021

painting over poop

When a painter decides he’s too lazy to go to the washroom, so he poops on a newly painted floor and paints over it.

Man: I think I saw that man painting over poop.

by MrPhoton May 31, 2018

Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive

yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!

by Derek January 14, 2004

smelly poop mop

A large tuft of unkempt anal pubic hairs that can be found clustered around a filthy anus. (Most often these mops are chock-full of dingleberries) they are known to help clean shit off of a penis (or object) that has been removed from a stinky, shit riddled asshole.

If it wasn't for her smelly poop Mop, I could have given her and Dirty Rodriguez

by Hugh Jayniss January 31, 2016

Shoop de poop

To expel waste in an utterly adorable fashion.

You were in the bathroom for a while!" "Yeah, I had to shoop de poop!"

by The man of many hats. August 25, 2010

Peek-a-boo-poop

When someone's poop starts to come out and they squeeze their cheeks to make it go back in.

Geez! That was a close one, luckily for peek-a-boo-poop it kept my pants from getting fudgie!

by Ass-n-9 November 07, 2010