When someone and/or something is withing a close proximity, hence the name,"Pissing Distance". Take (For example) a birthday or any other special occasion. If it is within a month or less to happen, it could be considered in Pissing Distance.
Person 1: (Playing catch with Person 2, only to end up throwing the ball a bit too far) "Oh, shit!"
Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"
Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"
Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"
Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!
Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)
Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"
Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"
Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"
Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!
Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)
by BigMamaBS April 30, 2025
Get the Pissing Distancemug. A term used to describe the situation when one has consumed excessive amounts of medication or substances, rendering them ineffective or wasteful. This often occurs when someone repeatedly redoses, resulting in a futile expenditure of resources.Expensive Piss - A term used to describe the situation when one has consumed excessive amounts of medication or substances, rendering them ineffective or wasteful. This often occurs when someone repeatedly redoses, resulting in a futile expenditure of resources.
Man, Tommy couldn't stop his spunion antics -sp he blew through his monthly supply in four days. He's a walking sack of expensive piss.
by Jerry Benton November 28, 2023
Get the Expensive Pissmug. The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.
After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.
by El5enor August 6, 2018
Get the Taped Up and Pissed Outmug. "Sofia was pissing me off so I piss-bombed her"
by dan-the-man173821 December 17, 2022
Get the piss-bombmug. by qnce May 14, 2021
Get the fire pissmug. “dude if you don’t stop talking I’ll literally pee on you”
“bro if you pee on me I’ll pee on you”
“piss party?”
“bro if you pee on me I’ll pee on you”
“piss party?”
by pink lemonade hoarder xoxo October 17, 2019
Get the piss partymug. An unpopular call and response phrase whereby the first party exclaims "Piss Horse!" and any other party begrudgingly replies "of course".
by Phillip K. Eichner March 28, 2020
Get the Piss Horsemug.