Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.

Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry

by canatex December 20, 2021

piss slave

someone who likes being pissed on as a living.

oh yeah you little piss slave drink it all up my little toilet bitch!

by ryl3yXD March 26, 2022

Satan's Piss

the drink created when mixing apple juice, grape juice and diet coke.

me: "what're u drinking?"
cool guy: "satan's piss bro"

by liisadumbstupididiot December 21, 2020

Piss up a rope

A phrase often used to tell a person to leave them.

Go piss up a rope joe

by The real pahooga January 4, 2022

piss on a brick

When you're so angry at bricks that you piss on them. It can also be when you just really gotta pee

I'm so mad I'm gonna piss on a brick

by Lolo581 December 6, 2017

Pussy Piss Baby

A pathetic person who sleeps too much and is ugle (typical male)

He is such a Pussy Piss Baby

by Averysmallcatinaverylargebox April 8, 2024

Piss Bottle Hoarder

A completely dysfunctional TRUMP SUPPORTER who surfs internet porn and fake news sites all day, not even getting up to pee, and then filling multiple bottles with piss around their house.

That dude’s a piss bottle hoarder! Won’t even get off the computer long enough to piss!

by No Mercy June 15, 2025