monkeyfast

1) akin to super-fly or dope, meaning which something is cool beyond typical english language

2) to perform repetitive or mundane functions with uncommon dexterity and speed

3) An non-definable measurement of great speed and slickness

Dude,that was totally monkeyfast. Now we have time to read.

by reggieboy December 14, 2008

monkey-grooming

The act of fussing over the physical appearance of your significant other, akin to scenes of monkeys or other simians doing the same on animal documentaries. Includes squeezing pimples/blackheads, manicuring, pedicuring and plucking funny and/or white hair. Provides presumed psychic gratification to the groomer and laid back enjoyment to the groomee.

"What're you doing today?" "Nothing much. Monkey-grooming each other."

by qingwaa November 5, 2007

[monkeychoker]

One of the biggest craps you can possibly take,named because its so hard to push out its like trying to choke a monkey,it'll fight back without sufficient force.Two other variations are the catchoker(weaker)and the and sheepchoker(super weak).

Dude after i had that jacked up hamburger,i had to go take the biggest monkeychoker of my life,i thought i was gonna die.

by Davion Williams January 19, 2009

Monkey Mitts

An alternative format for playing edward forty hands where you drink brass monkeys instead of regular forties.

"Hey Joe the Plumber, let's play forty hands tonight."
"Nah, John. Let's play monkey mitts."

by K Sully February 22, 2009

MonkeyDog

My boss is an ex porn star. He came up with the sexual position called 'MonkeyDog'. This position involves doing a women or as he preferred man in the doggy style position whilst monkey gripping their arms behind their back with a solid pounding action. In some rare cases this position has been incorrectly named 'The Seagull', but don't be mistaken this has been incorrectly named by fuck wit people with no idea of the real name or the true inventor.

Jane loves the MonkeyDog, like a fat kid loves cake.

"i just sat through Twilight with Jane, hopefully i get to Monkeydog her now"

by klitt February 5, 2010

Monkey tasking

Engaging in two or more pointless, unproductive but usually fun or amusing activities at the same time!

Ronald Dumsfield: Sorry I'm late, Whatup?
George V. Bush : Not a lot bizznitch, just monkey tasking like I do.
RD: True, true.

by GBuss December 9, 2009

monkey pusher

A person who masturbates a lot, meant in a derogatory manner.

Person 1: "Hey how's it going?"
Person 2: "Fuck off monkey pusher!"

by Child of Yahweh July 8, 2010