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Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..
Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.
by Mtlhead January 28, 2024
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Taiwanese finger trap

when you snort ketamine out of one’s foreskin. usually done by getting a line or two of ket and sticking it in the foreskin. one’s nose could get stuck in the foreskin if a vacuum seal is made when sucking with the nostril.
holy fuck i was taiwanese finger trapped for half an hour before you came with the lube!”
by lil consent February 25, 2024
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Nuckin' Figger

A common slur used by overly dyslexic racists, where the "F" for "fuckin'" and the "N" for... well, y'know what it is, are both swapped.
"Sorry I'm late, some nuckin' figger cut me off on the freeway".
by A.O.B.L. February 26, 2024
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lardy finger

When a gentleman freezers a lard stick, and inserts it up ones bottom.

Whilst drinking a tom Collins
They ladies were playing around with the lardy finger
by Oxygen.6 March 24, 2024
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Grinch finger

How a white person's dreadlocks will appear after lack of proper care (i.e. Like one of the Grinch's fingers).

Also a derogatory name for a white person with unkempt dreads, usually associated with the New Age movement. Grinch fingers.
"That girl hasn't showered or anything for a month. Her dreads are all Grinch fingers now."
"I hate this camping spot. Those Grinch fingers next door have come over here several times to try to bum stuff."
by theheromachine April 8, 2024
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Wizard Finger

Verb describing the process of probing one’s rectum to administer a prostate exam.
Saw my doctor this morning. Gave me the old wizard finger!
by Wally Fingers April 10, 2024
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nucking figger

you misread that, didnt you, you filthy nucking figger
white person: bro i hate all these nucking figgers
the figgers in question: YO THE FUCK YOU SAY WHITE BOY
white person: i said figgers not nigg-
by nucking figga April 11, 2024
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