Douche Bag

Tristan Gowan. Im 17 and I'm a love bombing, lying, cheating, attention seeking, cry baby, little Douche Bag.

Hi Tristan Gowan I go on social media platforms, like reddit, roblox, valorant, discord, and groom minors. (they are actually mature for their age.) yes. Im a douche bag

by Anon Gril 13 September 23, 2025

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Porsche douche

Drives a Porsche, Typically a Boxter or 911. Tells everyone about his Porsche. Usually wears Porsche clothing. Buys cheapest Porsche possible to seem rich. Thinks about how incredible he is every day to keep his ego high. Very successful with women unless named Tyler.

Did you see that guy in the 911? total Porsche Douche!

That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.

by America rocket ship cow boy January 25, 2022

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douche paralysis

Becoming physically paralyzed by an utterly douchey remark or conversation.

Person 1: "Are you overhearing the conversation about Malbec wine coming from the table behind us?"

Person 2: "Yes. It's enough to send me into douche paralysis."

by Schnitzel Procurement Manager December 23, 2024

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Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

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