sassy bear

A sassy bear is a wild crazy creature mainly located in the eastern part of the US. A sassy bear is a very hungry obese white creature that does not like to be told what to do. If you ever come across a sassy bear beware. They are unlike anything you have ever crossed. 🐻

Oh shit! I think that is a sassy bear !

by Lisielu April 7, 2017

Three bear

Three bear: A person who will one up every thing you say or do. If you shot one bear they shot three bear

You know i told Jimmy my dog weighed 80 lbs but he three bear me and told me his weighed 225.

by Shasta pop April 15, 2025

Sugar free gummy bears

Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.

Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Slut bear

A sussy little cum slut. Someone who needs to be spanked.

I.E Chase spanking Lay: "You're my little slut bear!" says Chase. "No I'm not!" says Lay, with a long boner.

by dgj.556 June 12, 2023

bear

bear is an icon texas dog owned by texas lil tay. people call him a rat but he isnt just a cutie pookie.

bear is an icon

by pedriisannoying August 18, 2023

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Bear nugget

Pieces of dried up poo normally found in the asscrack of a large hairy man.

The young otters favorite snack is a bear nugget.

by midwell November 11, 2022