Wax the Poop Deck

A man with loose bowel movements sqauts over his wife with authority and proceeds to defacate explosively all over her chest and stomach, then proceeds to squat down further making contact with his ass and balls, spinning counterclockwise three times like a floor wax polisher for a nice even darkened tanned finish.

Honey, go finish your chili and then get in here and wax the poop deck.

by PichasParchus February 11, 2019

Diarrhea-Poop-Shit

One moist ass bathroom visit

Bruh that was a wild Diarrhea-Poop-Shit

by Pseudernym November 25, 2019

painting over poop

When a painter decides he’s too lazy to go to the washroom, so he poops on a newly painted floor and paints over it.

Man: I think I saw that man painting over poop.

by MrPhoton June 11, 2018

poop smell fart

The act one partakes in one they sniff somebody after they make the mistake of sharting.

Person: I just sharted
Human:Can I smell it?
Person: But that’s poop smell fart, which is frowned upon in several countries!

by Strangers are scary November 21, 2017

dry poop willy

The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass.

I just pooped but there was no soap left in the bathroom...someone's about to get a dry poop willy!

by QuailMan85 September 12, 2011

poop butt sex

Epiccccc

Sebastian: poop butt sex.
Random dude: bruh

by Hhhnn April 19, 2021

poop dick

1. i man who trys to insert his penis into another humans anus
2. also used as a nickname for someone who has or attempted to do so:

1. timmy is a poop dick
2. miller tried to be a poop dick

USED AS NICKNAME:
timmy (poopdick)
or
miller (wanna be poop dick)

note, timmy and miller are not the same person or related in any way, there only connection is there love of the bum bum

by patricthenonegocentricbrotherofdan April 16, 2007