three strike rule

When you take a dump three times before having to start your day at work. It is an automatic day off.

I called off work today and told them "I struck out". I broke the three strike rule.

by tripleRdeuce April 21, 2023

golden rule gadget

when the government makes you suffer in some way for bad ruminations for another person.

The golden rule gadget put most valedictorians in the middle class.

by Coop Dupe January 2, 2020

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4 day rule

The 4 day rule is in relation to the birthday dirty pint tradition that all Lads have. The dirty pint must be poured 4 days either side of the birthday in question.
Exceptions:
Your name begins with A.
You have a specific event booked for your birthday that falls outside of the 4 days.
You have an absurd addiction to red onions and Mayo.

Hey Wilson, you know you have to do a dirty pint next weekend?
No, the 4 day rule states that its outside if my birthday and so it is void.
*Wilson checks Official source of all Lad rules.
Oh schnap you're correct I am exempt from the 4 day rule and I must in fact have the dirtiest pint of all for attempting to weasel out of it.

by AJW of Laindon July 21, 2013

joey's rule

When someone works days in a row, then feels those three days were enough to allow them to ditch a day of work.

Oh my god Becky!!! Mrs. Sherley made us pedal so hard last three days of biking practice. I know that the Redlands Grand Prix means so much to team River Bottom, but I need a day off. I'm using Joey's rule to get a day of rest.

by 142backdoor69 June 21, 2016

Squad rule book

The code of ethics between a groups of people that classify them as a squad.

You can't use do that it is in the squad rule book.

by Shuggs July 6, 2017

rules of ifunny

The first rule of iFunny is you do not talk about iFunny. The second rule of iFunny is part of the ship part of the crew. The third rule of iFunny is emojis do not make your memes funny. The fourth rule of iFunny is crop your fucking memes.

Person 1: “Hey have you heard about this app iFunny?”
Person 2: “Don’t you know the rules of iFunny?First rule of iFunny, do not talk about iFunny”

by WaxLlama564 November 7, 2020