great-grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandnibling's spouse.

My great-grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

smoking law

a branch of law, which regulates the use and distribution of smoking devises, as well as other smoking-related activities

Sub-five friend: Wow, I learned all smoking law yesterday.
You: It's over 4 you

by сабтен December 9, 2024

veselekov's zeroth law

A scientific law explicitly stating that all members of the female race shall be unable to be sexually attracted to any man who has full autonomous control of their eyebrows. This does not hold true for any relationship that remains at a platonic level, such as friendships, or even jogging buddies. Predates his first law of gas, grass, or ass: no one rides for free

Player 1: Man, that dude's eyebrows are going everywhere! he's even doing the wave!

Player 2: He probably suffers from veselekov's zeroth law

by veselekov October 14, 2012

great-great-grandson-in-law

Great-great-granddaughter's husband.

My great-great-grandson-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

law boner

Receiving arousal from the act of appearing in a courtroom.

Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!

by Djejeebdushebwj September 8, 2020

Kindred's Law

A law based on a thought by Larry Kindred in 2016, which states that nothing ever happens without a reason for it's occurrence; there are no coincidences as everything is either a repeat of last events, or as a result of a catalyst.

Kindred's Law means you didn't just walk into me here. You knew I'd be here, didn't you?

by WiseOn3 October 25, 2020

Bartels’ Law

The shorter the lawyer, the more likely an ad hominem attack.

That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.

by M3Me December 14, 2018