Welcome to the suck

Welcome to the suck is a slang phrase used to welcome people to an unpleasant place that makes you want to blow your brains out. For example, your room full of semen stains and old pizza boxes or open.mp Discord Server, or you mother's kitchen.

Person 1: Welcome to the suck! The open.mp Discord Server.
Person 2: Fuck off, bitch.

by jennyjohn465465465fucky December 2, 2023

Suck a soup stick

synonym for suck a dick

Bro 50 Shades of Grey is a bad book

Suck a soup stick dude

by ThisisrealIpromise March 30, 2020

Nobbed sucked

When a Lath incorrectly spells the phrase "nob sucked"

Sutton was trying to get his nobbed sucked

by John Giles November 1, 2021

sucks badass

a combination between "sucks so bad(ly)" and "sucks ass"

Man, this YouTube video is so fuckin retarded, what comment should i put: this sucks sooooo bad or this sucks ass ???
Why not put: this sucks badass ???!

by AndyMASH July 5, 2010

Verbally Cock-Sucking

A barrage of unjustified compliments directed to someone for no reason at all except to pleasure their ego.

Gus: Damn, Jeff, you are so cool and funny and smart.
Carl: This guy is Verbally Cock-Sucking Jeff.

by Rory-i-the-phrase-making-guy February 23, 2021

suck yaself

An expression of disdain and frustration used as a quick, under-your-breath quip to wish poor wishes on your opposition.

When sizemore opens his mouth and you cant help but utter.. "Sizemore, suck yaself".

by cleenerd October 29, 2025

you suck

someone telling you that you are a bad person who is a noob.

bob: *fails last jump in video game*
framb: you suck LLLL

by 98yhrf72 May 12, 2022