London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!

Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.

by London Pound Cake August 03, 2022

3 layered beet cake

When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.

What do you mean “3 layered beet cake”??? I’m not an animal, Shelia.

by Jessijuh July 28, 2018

Icing the cake

To speak against a statement you know is misleading and can be easily misconstrued from actual intentions, or sounds too good to be true. Used commonly for political polishing (pc).

Person 1. As a campaign promise I will get rid of taxes on tips.

Person 2. You are trying to buy votes, and icing the cake.

by SilentlyT July 16, 2024

mom is it time for cake?

A thing that people named Jason say that makes people around them lose brain cells.

Jason said, mom is it time for cake? And Hannah smacked him

by Laganja October 15, 2023

3 layered honey cake

3 gay girls covered in honey having a threesome

Last night was wild Jessica and 2 other girls were a part of a 3 layered honey cake

by Trippedmoon October 12, 2017

Texas Patty Cake

The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.

Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.

by Unsupervised Adult July 02, 2022

2 cakes 1 face

When a girl successfully shoves two cupcakes in her bootyhole and squats over her man's face to let him eat them out.

Suzy gave me that 2 cakes 1 face treatment, it was like an ice cream machine oozing cupcakery into my mouth!

by Bacon-Queen August 22, 2023