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mix my peanut butter 

to "toss a salad" while cumming all over the floor of the room. Difficult to time properly, unless of course you are one of those guys who can get off just thinking about it.
Liia: I let Andrew mix my peanut butter sooo good last night!!
Josh: You are weird.
mix my peanut butter by pntmixer4000 December 15, 2008

butter face 

someone that like to rub there face in another mans duckbutter and eat it off.
butter face by rylan brown February 18, 2004

butter rape 

The act of spreading cold semi-hard butter on a pastry causing it to be squished.
The toast was butter raped!
butter rape by billthecat February 13, 2012

Irish butter 

A sex act where in lieu of lubricant you reach for a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream
Dan: “Oh shit babe, we’re all out KY gel!”
Jackie: “Oh shit! Fuck it, give me the Irish Butter.”
*Dan begins to douse himself in Bailey’s Irish Cream*

Pants and Butter 

UK: Merchant Navy
A taunt reserved for junior ratings.
Bosun: You are required in the captains cabin at 1900 hours with your trousers neatly ironed, folded over your right arm and a half pound of butter.

Ordinary Seaman: Feckorf!
Pants and Butter by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

buttershot 

An amazing indoor soccer goal that makes everyone shake their head in disbelief
Did you see that crazy goal Dennis scored? That was a serious buttershot.
buttershot by GoingreenD July 5, 2007