crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

Birfday Cakes

A huge booty so nostalgic you are reminded of childhood birfdays.

Raquel is working that pole with those big ass birfday cakes! She deserves more c-notes!

by Popejuanpaul June 12, 2016

Caked

When a nigga gets baked or, "roasted" so badly that he has become caked. In most cases, the individual getting caked will be forced to contemplate their existence.

Hey, did you just hear how badly that guy got roasted? That nigga got caked.

by Tyrell Boolinson January 19, 2018

Butt Cake

A cake shaped like a butt. Not to be confused with bukkake.

I ate an excellent butt cake last night.

by psudeom January 30, 2018

Cuprice Cake

A cup cake but with the base swapped for a rice cake.

Guy : "Hey you want to try my Cuprice Cakes?"

Tony: "What the hell is that?"

Guy : "Well I just made a cupcake but out of a rice cake."

Tony : ...

911 : "Hello what is your emergency?"

by Jim_Bobby February 2, 2018

Candle cake

Someone skinny who acts sweet like cake and looks like a candle stick.

That candle cake Bitch thinks he’s smooth.

That candle cake mother fucker owes me money.

That candle cake boy ain’t never gonna get no love.

by Tallblondwithbigtetas February 3, 2018

Beef Cake

Beef Cake is a guy who is 6+ft tall and has a huge cock, and is ripped

- Hey look overthere that domdom guy looks like a fucking retard, but his friend is a total beef cake i love it

by Loveniggers February 3, 2018