Jesus Water Streak

The act of moving over the surface of a body of water naked.

Jen: Matt took me on the most fun date yesterday!
Jennifer: What did you guys to?
Jen: We Jesus Water Streaked down the river!
Jennifer: You did what?
Jen: We rode jet skis naked!

by MikeRoch April 13, 2017

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Alabama Water Balloon

The act of shoving a garden hose up your anus and filling yourself with water like a water balloon.

The kids ran out of water balloons, so Uncle Turtle performed the Alabama Water Balloon so they could still have fun.

by Bricky Ricky February 24, 2025

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The Water Hole

Where African people Drink

Im going to the water hole

by dicktoster May 07, 2019

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Water Cat

When a land cat enters a watery domain, the cat shall hence forth be known as a water cat.

Hey man is that a dead cat in the water?
Nahh mate, that's a water cat. He be bloatin', he be floatin'.

by Amanda Huggankis November 13, 2019

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Crunchy Sky Water

A phenomenon in which small, white or clear pellets fall rapidly from the clouds. Pellets vary in size, from tiny pathetic balls that melt on impact, to larger destructive rock sized balls that reek havoc on the city and its citizens. These pellets are actually quite tasty and are referred somtimes as forbidden ice cubes.

Dude, look at all that crunchy sky water building up on the lawn! I gotta go grab a handful, im fucking famished

by Evenbuggerchungus November 04, 2021

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