Pipe Stretcher

A) A pipe stretcher is a guy that brings any random person, man or woman, to his camper, just to make sweet disappointing love.

B) A fictional construction device that proves which laborers will be known by only numbers and which will be known by name

A)I met this pipe stretcher on a construction site and it was the most disappointing sex ever

B) Hey #20, go get the pipe stretcher from the pickup

by Ineedanewjob June 7, 2023

Triple Stretch

When a female puts 3 dicks in her ass

She likes to get triple Stretch

by Nyrac July 30, 2023

Michigan Stretcher

The act in which one hooks their dick to a jumper cable on a vehicle, then proceeds to threaten the driver with a firearm, which the driver proceeds to drive off stretching the dick to its unusual length

Tyler gave micha a Michigan Stretcher

by Ashlovesmichiganstretchers September 26, 2023

Real Skreet Nigga

A nigga with a dick 8+ inches

Thats a REAL SKREET NIGGA

by Disbannded Monkey November 1, 2023

booty stretcher

A girl on social media who only post pictures with her booty in the frame .

“Yeah this booty stretcher sent me a message on facebook, I deleted her message. “

by Richard Prices December 11, 2023

Meat Stretcher

A term coined by a pastor during a church sermon that was recorded on video.

1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.

2. A homosexual jerking off another male.

3. A male who masturbates.

“He’s a meat stretcher! He’ll stretch your meat! Hallelujah!”
-An overly passionate pastor

by ISaidWutISaid December 25, 2023

Dirham Stretcher

A stretcher used in the occasion of hauling of a victim of domestic abuse. Particularly women.

Man, with that talk, she'll end up on a Dirham Stretcher.

by Tay Cint February 10, 2024