Frosted poop flakes

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes

Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes

by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018

pooped her nest

A self made mistake that effects you personally.

Mary pooped her nest when she let car insurance expire and she had a wreck two weeks later.

by b macksimum March 5, 2008

dry poop willy

The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass.

I just pooped but there was no soap left in the bathroom...someone's about to get a dry poop willy!

by QuailMan85 September 12, 2011

poop smell fart

The act one partakes in one they sniff somebody after they make the mistake of sharting.

Person: I just sharted
Human:Can I smell it?
Person: But that’s poop smell fart, which is frowned upon in several countries!

by Strangers are scary November 21, 2017

split pea poop

When you have diarrhea and before you can flush you puke in the bowl to make a fresh batch of split pea poop.

My friend Jake repeatedly cooked a leftover lasagna multiple times in the oven which left him looking at the wrong side of a serving of split pea poop.

by Hunnysmax February 6, 2019

Wax the Poop Deck

A man with loose bowel movements sqauts over his wife with authority and proceeds to defacate explosively all over her chest and stomach, then proceeds to squat down further making contact with his ass and balls, spinning counterclockwise three times like a floor wax polisher for a nice even darkened tanned finish.

Honey, go finish your chili and then get in here and wax the poop deck.

by PichasParchus February 11, 2019

Diarrhea-Poop-Shit

One moist ass bathroom visit

Bruh that was a wild Diarrhea-Poop-Shit

by Pseudernym November 25, 2019