when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
by Hungalphamntwank December 11, 2018
When you have diarrhea and before you can flush you puke in the bowl to make a fresh batch of split pea poop.
My friend Jake repeatedly cooked a leftover lasagna multiple times in the oven which left him looking at the wrong side of a serving of split pea poop.
by Hunnysmax February 06, 2019
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by Pseudernym November 26, 2019
The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass.
by QuailMan85 September 12, 2011
A man with loose bowel movements sqauts over his wife with authority and proceeds to defacate explosively all over her chest and stomach, then proceeds to squat down further making contact with his ass and balls, spinning counterclockwise three times like a floor wax polisher for a nice even darkened tanned finish.
by PichasParchus February 12, 2019
Scientific definition: A resting metabolic state poop early in the morning after a minimum of 12 hours of fasting.
Layman definition: The poop you take immediately after getting out of bed.
Layman definition: The poop you take immediately after getting out of bed.
Taking a basal state poop is part of my daily routine.
I take a basal state poop before going to work.
I take a basal state poop before going to work.
by expialodocious September 23, 2015