The city of Kiel

A peaceful German city

The city of Kiel, won a competition sponsored by Nintendo last night. Every hobo on Earth ejaculated 100 gallons of semen within 24 hours in celebration of Kiel’s victory (Yes, I mean EVERY hobo, including your distant aunt from Tel Aviv).

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy October 27, 2021

City of cows

The state of Nebraska

"Have you ever been to the city of cows?"
"No."
"It's a shit hole."

by Big corn December 10, 2017

LA-class city

A city in Los Angeles County, Orange county or the counties immediately surrounding Los Angeles County or Orange County

I am going on vacation to two LA-Class city over summer recess

by Rill GiktokExcelticus January 14, 2018

City bear

Homeless people; hobos

We had to hang the porto-potties up so the city bears wouldn't sleep in them

by Doganbeebo January 04, 2022

Windy City Kazoo

The act of letting your partner stick part or all of their erect penis into your tracheostomy hole and then humming different notes as if playing a kazoo. Don't forget to cup the balls!

Man she gave me a windy city kazoo last night and then I came all over her face!

by BrealBtown October 28, 2024

york city fc

Best football club in England

I love york city fc

by York City number 1 fan February 22, 2022

Kansas City Sizzle

When an obese Kansas City sports fan shits their pants out of excitement during a game.

Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.

by Hot Franklin March 04, 2023