Mexican business hours

A business that stops helping customers before the posted hours of operation

Unable to order food at 9:20 because the business closes at 10:00 this business uses Mexican business hours

by bendecker January 12, 2023

Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.

I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.

by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023

Mexican Stomach Churner

The act of pouring hot sauce (preferably tapatio) into a sexual partners asshole and proceeding to rail mentioned hole while screaming various mexican gritos

Friend 1: ay guey my girl asked me to give her a Mexican stomach churner last night and i've never been more horrified.

Friend 2: dude you should've done it. I sprang it on the last chick i was with and it real "spiced" up our sex life!

by AYoungOldie July 5, 2023

Mexican double stuff

when two Mexicans double penetrate a girl and creampie both holes

hey man do you want to have a Mexican double stuff with Stacy

by krakenatron666 July 9, 2023

Mexican triple surprise

The act of pissing, shitting, and Cumming your pants

-Did you hear what happened to John at the party?
-Yeah he got a Mexican triple surprise

by Lamasisful July 19, 2023

Rooftop Mexican

A type of mexican that sits on a lawn chair and screams at people when they get on their yard, but whistles at "hot mami"-s when they see one

"My friend has a rooftop mexican father"

by Samii_VA July 24, 2023

Mexican Casserole

Group sex (of any number and any combination of gender/s) whereby the majority of participants are of Mexican descent.

"I got wasted and ended up having a Mexican Casserole with Juan, Maria, and Jose. Let's just say things almost got a little too spicy for the pepper."

by anonymous August 9, 2023