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Ham Water

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.

It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.

You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.

Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.

Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.

All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
by Youresobadbro August 30, 2022
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dog water

Typically an insult or some random thing somebody just came up with in their head to say to someone.

Dog water can be also used to describe somebody who really likes being in water, also some people describe them as
a "dog rat".
by r2a February 7, 2021
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Brick Water

A gallon or more often water carried around as a bottle of water by bricks/swoll boys.
Parris - Cole why do you always have brick water, you never go to the gym.

Cole - I'm dehydrated what do you expect
by Krombi October 25, 2018
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the water balloon fight

its when you dont jerk-off for a year or so and you have sex with a girl and you bust a load in a comdom and you tie it close then you hit her in the face with it
dude i didnt jerk-off for a year and i was fuckin this girl and i shot a big load off and i tie the end of the comdom and then i did the water balloon fight to her
by doom308 December 24, 2010
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still water

those who know💀 dead air+Balkan rage+Chinese twerk+ German push ups +still water+polish dance+Scottish breathing+iron lung+tasmanian devil fart+polynesian mewing+Russian shopping+Diddy dance+German stare+Mexican Jump+Cuban Gargle+Diamond Tooth+mango phonk
dude:hey bro you haven't showered in three days with is happening to you
dude 2:heh.....you haven't seen me activate my Balkan rage yet
dude 2:*drinks still water and fucking dies*
dude:finally I can fuck his ass
dude 2:mango mango mango mango
dude:wtf
dude 2: those who know💀 dead air+Balkan rage+Chinese twerk+ German push ups +still water+polish dance+Scottish breathing+iron lung+tasmanian devil fart+polynesian mewing+Russian shopping+Diddy dance+German stare+Mexican Jump+Cuban Gargle+Diamond Tooth+mango phonk
by ThisisACertifiedUDaccount November 18, 2024
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Water

The liquid form of ice.
Homeless Guy: Hey guys, let's all crack open a nice cold can of water.
Homeless Guy Friend 1: Fuck yeah.
Homeless Guy Friend 2: Water is the shit.
by the fresh king of bel air June 26, 2023
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Water the face yard

To wet someone’s beard with …. Lady juice.
Alright ladies, who wants to water the face yard?!
by SunshineJunkie February 1, 2025
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