by Austin H. June 17, 2008
Get the Bottle Fart mug.To make a fart salad first you make a salad, but then you push your but together so it fits perfectly in the salad bowl, then you release some methane into the bowl. Now this is the tricky part! You got to have some cellophane ready, because you gotta hop off that bowl, whip around, and rap it up real quick all before the flavour gets out. If you have a second pair of hands this part can be made much easier. Then you shave it up a bit and just serve it as is! Trust me when they rip off that cellophane, they'll be getting it fresh.
Sanji: I made a fart salad with my mum yesterday you want to try it.
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!
by Trillby Malone March 7, 2020
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A "Rocket Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.
A "Rocket Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.
by white1widow March 1, 2020
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My kids annoy the shit out me with constant homo farts for atleast an hour after an episode of Power Rangers.
by Jean Kellie November 8, 2011
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Get the Dick fart mug.A fart freckle is a spattering of liquid poop on the face of a sexual partner that resembles freckles.
Jane had a diarrhea all day, and when John was munching her box, She sharted, giving him fart freckles.
by scrimmy bojj November 6, 2013
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person 2: What is wrong with you?
person 1: I HAVE THIS HUGE FART INSIDE OF ME!!! HEEEEELP IT'S COMING OUT!!! (RIPS A HUGE FART)
person 2: Oh my fucking god!
person 3: what's going on?
person 2: HE JUST RIPPED A HUGE FART!
person 3: are you serious right now?
person 2: What is wrong with you?
person 1: I HAVE THIS HUGE FART INSIDE OF ME!!! HEEEEELP IT'S COMING OUT!!! (RIPS A HUGE FART)
person 2: Oh my fucking god!
person 3: what's going on?
person 2: HE JUST RIPPED A HUGE FART!
person 3: are you serious right now?
by ROBLOXNoob246 September 28, 2020
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