Chocolate shower

The act of spraying someone with a sea of diarrhea.

She decided to withhold the water shower after she received the chocolate shower.

by Merrtle January 5, 2018

Miller Chocolate Surprise

When You Try Anal And Your Dick Comes Out With Shit On It

We Tried Anal And She Gave Me A Miller Chocolate Surprise

by 18Panini May 30, 2025

Chocolate Popsicle

After a woman finishes taking a shit, a man does anal to her getting his dick covered in shit.

Friend 1: Hey did you go to Sarah's last night?
Friend 2: Yeah man, she gave me a chocolate popsicle while I was over there.

by K_MoonMan_K August 9, 2019

Mint Chocolate Shit

Something both men and women get once a month on a Thursday, where they literally start shitting mint chocolate chip ice cream.

"Dude, I got my Mint Chocolate Shit yesterday, it fucking sucks."

"I know, right?"

by pandashark775 September 18, 2022

Chocolate Jacuzzi

When a man inserts his testicles into a persons anus while they have diarrhea. Then proceeding to allow said person to fart while his testicles are inside of them.

“Bro, Stacy gave me that chocolate jacuzzi last night!”

“What the hell is that?!”

“I stuck my balls in her ass after we had chinese food and she farted on my nuts! Shit lowkey felt good!”

by stinkygayboy September 21, 2025

Chocolate Smoothener

That device used to smoothen chocolate, often referred to as melangeur by the less intelligent.

Imma throw those cocoa beans in the chocolate smoothener.

by Connor69gaymer420yeet May 14, 2020

Chocolate Surprise

Getting diarrhea in your face while giving a rimjob.

I was eating her ass like groceries when I got a chocolate surprise. {rimjob} {shit}

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018