box-shaped girl

A high school girl who is short, big-boned, has wide hips, short legs, a small ass, and a moderately big, large boobs, although not bulging, stomach. This occurs to some girls around the age of 16 when they are put on birth control.

My high school has way too many box-shaped girls.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

jack in the box shit

a crap you have been holding in all day and as soon as you get home and sit on the thrown one quick push your done and the bowl is totally full.

" I had to take a dump around noon but waited til I got home at 5, I sat on the crapper one push and it was the old Jack in the box shit.

by Mark W Stack January 16, 2008

your moms box

a hairy cheesy pussy with brown shit

by Tanya March 11, 2003

christian mail box

is when you stab holes in the middle of both hands(like jesus) and wipe the blood on your anus and use the blood as lubrication for anal sex

I had to do a christian mail box last night johnny and i were out of lube. Good thing we both had our aids test.

by hookerbones February 17, 2009

International Box Day

The last Friday of April; usually warm and sunny so natureally all the hot chicks or "boxes" are out and about.

Who wants to go to Sesame Place?

Fuck you it's International Box Day! I'm waiting at the middle school till it lets out!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Giant box of AIDS

The act of ejaculating into a full box of candy, letting it dry, resealing the box, and giving it to your girlfriend to eat.

"Chet, why did your girlfriend look sick earlier?"

"I gave her a giant box of AIDS."

"Nice!"

by Atomick December 24, 2009

out ma box

getting out ya box- drink a large amount of alcohol and being nicely drunk

Im gonna buy sum vodka and get out ma box

by NemeSiS May 23, 2003