bay bro

Clearly this is a bro from the bay. You can spot him in his natural habitat, tinder. Or some lesser-known app, like bumble. He used to like Obama. Sometimes, his quaff cascades down to his perfectly groomed beard that falls all the way to the second button on his freshly pressed flannel. He rocks the shit out of earbuds around his neck all day, every day; gotta let you know he's in tech. Ain't no way he's drinkin' bud light made by the man. Instead he'll just stick to his PBR (hairflip). If you you see this bro, he'll be wearing a free tshirt (that he paid for) even though his salary could buy a house next to his parents' in Marin.

Person 1: That's guys a jackass

Person 2: Fuckin bay bro

by Nbdubs August 14, 2016

Bro code nr: 17

Bro code nr:17: you may not ruin a relationship chance for one of your boys

-did you do what everyone has told me?

-what do you mean ?

-you broke Bro code nr: 17 from the bro code

by te18c kanske August 26, 2020

Bro-tie

(Bro-tie) When a Bro ejaculates on/around the neck of another bro. The pearl necklace of ultimate dude-ery.

Even though i'm buck naked, i sure feel fancy in this bro-tie.

by SuperBorst May 13, 2011

The Bro code Elder

The Elder of the Bro code is the head of the High Table, a mystical man who is the holder of the Bro code. The Elder is the only man who can edit the Bro code, he is also the only man who can decide over the Bro tribunals. He who leads a mutiny against the Elder is punished by a punishment spoken by the Elder.

The Elder resides in the South American country of Suriname.
The Elder is the almighty beholder of the Bro code.
The Elder has the initials SOD.

His fate shall be decided by the Elder. The Elder is the being who decides over the Bro code. The Bro code Elder is the highest power who oversees all bro code punishments.

by Shivaraj May 11, 2020

bro beads

Hemp and cowrie shell necklaces, often associated with surfers.

Does that dude know that 2003 is over? Enough with the bro beads...

by coldshowerdudes October 12, 2009

Bro in the Know

Someone privy to the same secrets as you are; a fellow initiate.

If you're looking for good herbs, I've been out of that business for a long time. But that doesn't mean I can't help you... let me call my Bro in the Know.

by JohnnyApocalypse May 15, 2014

bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term

"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies

by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022