Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.

Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.

by Piky321 July 22, 2025

National Anal Check Up Day

November 6th

The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.

Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.

by heh3heh3heh3 November 04, 2019

anal constriction

The act of rose budding your asshole then taking the smallest rubber band you have and wrapping it around your rose budded anus until you come to anal climax. Legend says it’s the most intense orgasm a human body can experience.

Bro, she did this anal constriction shit on me and had the most mind blowing gasm.

by D1eB1tch November 14, 2022

Anal merc

When you destroy a girl during anal sex so and you completely destroy her asshole.

During anal sex: babe please don’t anal merc me please.

by BigdickMN April 11, 2020

anal exhaust

See: Ass Gas

These people are straight up huffing Anal Exhaust

by Pyrple October 22, 2019

Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…

“Oh I think I ripped a cord cord” “you should check your anal cords”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

Anal Ramming

The act of when a man shove their genitalia into another mans anal region so hard it bleeds out of their penis

Also hurts like shit.

Hey man, your bleeding.

Nah i was just Anal Ramming

by Bitch_Nigga November 24, 2014