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Anal blindage

A phrase you when you don’t plan on coming into work or school and giving a “medical reason
John: hey boss, I don’t think I’m going to come in tomorrow I have anal blindage

Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage

John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.
by Mnm930 May 2, 2025
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Anal Sis

When you say a word too much that it becomes it's own word. Saying Analysis while on a marijuana-induced procrastination spree results in the following: Anal Sis. It refers to the act of either giving or receiving anal and then calling up your sister to tell him about it.
Yo, the wierdest thing happended last night, I had anal sis!!
by spicymayobootyhole345 May 21, 2020
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Analness

Analness: an unclean anal for anal penetration via penis, finger, toe or other body parts. The anal canal has "ness" like particles that have not been properly disposed. The anal was not cleansed prior penetration to ensure no particles that are commonly found in the anal (poop-nesd, bandaid-ness, hamster fur-ness, seman-ness, ect-ness.)
The bed sheets are stained because of my analness.
by JK McLoven September 10, 2021
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Anal-slime

A person that looks dirty and like they apply dirty vaseline onto themselves every morning even if they have not showered
by Alex phoenix October 1, 2023
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Anal

Buttsex, winning the pooh,

Or having to do or have something a particular way that is almost ocd its like only getting assrammed whenu just wanna hurry up and get it done
He's so anal about where his tools go everything has to be perfect.

I love anal Stick it in my butt and nowhere else
by Asslicked May 6, 2023
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Anal Abortion

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check
I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion
by TLVNYC March 21, 2020
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Anal bandit

by THIST April 25, 2024
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