by emily and chad June 10, 2003
Get the Life, the Universe and Everythingmug. by Amongusinreallifesussus April 12, 2021
Get the Among us in real lifemug. I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by Captainrex July 20, 2017
Get the Shrek is love Shrek is lifemug. by J dot May 4, 2014
Get the Shrek is love, Shrek is lifemug. Ride wife?
Life good.
Wife fight back.
KILL WIFE!!!
Wife gone.
Think about wife...
Regret.
'Ride Wife? Life Good' is a gorilla meme from YouTube
Life good.
Wife fight back.
KILL WIFE!!!
Wife gone.
Think about wife...
Regret.
'Ride Wife? Life Good' is a gorilla meme from YouTube
John: ''Hey Prudence, look at that gorilla''
Prudence: ''Oh Wow, it is magnificent..... Ride Wife?''
John: ''Life Good.''
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Ride wife? Life good. Gorilla rides his wife
Prudence: ''Oh Wow, it is magnificent..... Ride Wife?''
John: ''Life Good.''
....
Ride wife? Life good. Gorilla rides his wife
by Green primroses September 29, 2020
Get the Ride Wife? Life Goodmug. Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help
Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever
by GenosCyborg July 24, 2023
Get the Jojo’s Bizarre Married Lifemug. A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.
From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.
From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.
Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.
by Boboli December 28, 2013
Get the wookiee life day is canceledmug.