needle cake

A pile of shit with used heroin needles sticking out of it, like birthday candles. Commonly found in liberal utopias, where the homeless population has free roam to do whatever the fuck they want.

I was walking my dog around the neighborhood and she almost stepped in a god damn needle cake. I wish the governor would do something.

by Coolzville October 13, 2020

Granny Dribble Cake

The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!

Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.

by IAIN_D October 16, 2020

Patty cake

When you put your hands in the freezer and then proceeded to slap someones balls to the patty cake song with your cold hands.

Oh looks ! She’s is playing patty cake with her boyfriend.

by PuncakeQueen October 19, 2020

Colonial Sponge Cake

When you clunch a BBW booty meanwhile while licking the whipped cream off the clitoris

This weekend I gave her the Old Colonial sponge cake

by LemmyBoobs March 17, 2017

Political Cake

What you receive while studying Chapter 8 for the course of AP Human Geography

"Yo Emily, show me the political cake"

by blubblubgoesthefishy March 28, 2017

Cake

VERB: To consume massive amounts of cake ---- guilt free!

Melissa Bryant said Saturdays are a great day to cake!

I'm just gonna sit around and cake today!

Let's go to the party so we can cake!

by deanopolis March 31, 2017

strawberry pound cake

When a guy pounds a girl on her period, the resulting sauce is called strawberry pound cake

There is a shit ton of strawberry pound cake on the shower floor after I fuck you on your period

by Pound caker April 5, 2017