Mud Monkey

any asian from Indonesia and its surrounding islands that is unfortuanatly asian and small and has also a darker complection from the steroetyped "yellow" asians., also they have very small hands almost chimpanzeeish

brought in to steal jobs from hard working aussies coz they only work for shit and are grateful for it

rice nazi

aka rock apes
!!!

Aussie slacker: fuck me dead the fuckin boss is bringing in more of those fuckin mud monkey's from cambodia every day

fucking mud monkey stole my job

basically aussie version of the mexican

THEY TOOK MA JEEEERRRRB

by Mad_Vladimir October 16, 2006

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monkey meat

Monkey meat is the meat of the Common Monkey (Monkitus vulgaris).

It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.

Wu Fang said our monkey meat won ton soup was almost ready, but he was still jacking off the monkeys for the garnish.

by scodder May 1, 2010

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monkey-love

human sexual relations with a monkley

"any hobbies?"
"...yes"
"what are they?"
".....monkey-love..."
"what?!"

by jim May 7, 2005

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monkey nuts

big round particularly hairy testicals

Ron Jeremy has some serious monkey nuts.

by Lingus April 22, 2003

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Cunt Monkey

1.) A male or female that is unworthy of being called by the name their mother gave them at birth.
2.) A male or a female who is legally married and doesn't have the courage to say they want to throw in the towel and get a divorce, but wants to have a relationship with another person..i.e wants to have their cake and eat it too.

I hate that fucking Cunt monkey that dances all the time on the stage

by lolab221 November 17, 2009

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