Simp

A Simp is a man who puts himself in a pathetic submissive position to a woman (Who usually already has a boyfriend) in hopes of at least gaining the smallest amount of physical contact. Simps are a subspecies of the Eugene who have specially mutated to win over girls.

Jacob over there is such a simp, he films his girlfriend while she gets ducked by his second cousin for her only fans account.

by certified Simpologist April 22, 2020

Simp

Super
Into
Mashed
Potatoes

-Nice to meet you I’m simp!

-Oh cool same here! Wanna go get some mashed potatoes with me?

by Illumi Zoldyck October 7, 2020

Simp

Doing anything in your willpower to date someone or overly flirt, basically making them your lord until proven otherwise.

1: "Why is Charlotte bullying him?"
2: "Because she wants to look cool in front of Chad"
1: "What a simp"

by kayphobjc September 26, 2021

Simp

A male person that tries to win over a female by purposely placing himself under her nd being overly nice.

Gianluca. Gianluca listens to his mom in order to win her over. That makes him a simp.

by Gianluca is a simp May 6, 2020

Simp

Somebody come get your man I think got lost in my dms what my dms what somebody come get your man I think wants be way morn than friends

Harry is a simp

by Skinned fox May 2, 2021

Simp

When your playing xbox with the boys and you leave to be with your girl

Dude Alex is such a simp he left the squad to hang out with his girl

by Mattitooi June 8, 2020

Simp

An idiot called Tyl

Tyl is a simp

by Jorrinxxx March 5, 2020