Crotch beans

holy shit omg wow insane bro

“ holy crotch beans did you see did you see that girl over there?”

by E&A February 26, 2019

tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris

Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)

by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013

Beans

the little pink things on the bottom of cats paws

the little black things on the bottom of dogs paws

"I love the cute little Beans on my cats paws!"

by Spookpedia December 27, 2024

Bean

A Bean is someone who is obsessed with anime, is afraid of bugs, and hates her sibling. If you ever meet Bean, you don't want to upset her, or she'll complain to her best friends, Shakira and Susana. You probably will never be able to become friends with Bean because she's socially awkward. She doesn't like girly clothing, so she usually wears anime merch. She watches YouTube every single day, and always checks her social media.

Bean is a Bean.

by TsunxDere November 10, 2019

gumpster bean

jude with gump

kate: ooo jude is gumpy
frankie: ooo yes hes the biggest gumpster bean

by anonymous April 6, 2024

Bean

An insult used for someone who is missing a few brain cells

You’re such a bean

by Bean beans beans December 21, 2020

smol bean

if you say you're a "smol bean" it means that you are a convicted felon and that you are dangerous to society.

felon 1 : oh my gosh you are such a wholesome smol bean!!!!!

felon 2 : oh my gosh lmao im not!!!! you're a smol bean!!!

by wabadoo_ November 19, 2021