Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.

We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022

Bear fisting

To say a word at the exact same time as your bro

Keith and tony both exclaimed “you have bear fists?” At the same time, thus the two were bear fisting.

by The memeler May 30, 2025

Sugar Bear

A Sugar Bear is a psychiatric break of reality typically found in early childhood life stages, but can express itself later in life in the form of a magical stuffed bear. Much like a hallucination, others won’t see or feel this Sugar Bear, but YOU CAN.

A perpetual sex god.

“I met this guy at the bar last night, he was such a sugar bear!”

Mom- “honey, you’ve barely touched your minced liver. Is everything alright?”

Son- “I’m fine now that my Sugar Bear filled me up. Thanks to Sugar Bear, I’m never hungry because he always fills me up.”

by Papa al Gaib May 4, 2024

Reverse Bear Hug

The act of shitting your pants and hugging someone’s torso backwards while smooshing the shit on them

Doug, if you don’t give me a better assignment I’m going to give you a Reverse Bear Hug!!!

by Pervytoadsage March 6, 2024

Teddy Bear

Nickname for Richie Incognito

The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.

by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025

special bear

A fucking Autist that causes chaos wherever they go.

Wow Cody is such a special bear look at how he walks.

by BigDaddyMeatball February 5, 2018

Gummy bear

Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!

Oh, I'm a gummy bear
Yes, I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear
I'm a jelly bear, 'cause I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin' gummy bear, oh yeah

by amogus 7 November 22, 2021