Wet Wookie

Basically a Wet Chewbacca but happens in Dunnville Ontario.

Ex.

Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?

Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.

Tony- Fair enough, A+.

Ex.

Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?

Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.

Tony- Fair enough, A+.

by game day guy June 11, 2018

southern wet willie

The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.

While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.

by thecraklin March 3, 2015

Wet-nap

A wet-nap is a girl who’s always thinking about sex and therefore, has a pussy that is always wet (like a purell wet-napkin).

You weren’t kidding when you said that girl had a wet-nap.

by Deeptot January 6, 2021

Willard Wet boy

A guy who’s only interested in getting his penis wet. He will go to drastic lengths to do so

"Oh my god, James just asked me on FaceTime to help him get off."
"He’s such a Willard Wet boy"

by Gojosbabymomma March 21, 2025

wet tax

The act of giving oral sex in exchange for goods or services

My manager just imposed a strict wet tax on the entire company. I guess i'll be staying after hours :(

by ImTheTaxMan January 11, 2019

wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.

She plays a mean wet crotch defense.

by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024

Like A Sack Of Wet Garbage

A phrase denoting something of noticeably terrible quality

Example 1: Bruh, your barber made you look like a sack of wet garbage
Example 2: I feel like a sack of wet garbage

Example 3: Maybe you shouldn’t treat people like a sack of wet garbage

by FossilDiggerStudios August 8, 2021