Trump Infatuation Syndrome

Trump Infatuation Syndrome (TIS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their infatuation of Donald Trump, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reasoning.

Symptoms for this condition can be very diverse, ranging from sudden outbursts screaming MAGA, to a complete mental break. TIS can also often result in the sufferer exhibiting sexist/racially motivated violent outbreaks, homicidal, or even genocidal desires.

Paranoia is also a common symptom of TIS. Sufferers have been known to believe that they are in some way being persecuted through a deep state shadow government. This does not change their admiration for narcissistic authoritarian leaders and their repudiation for any check against the abuse of power.

If properly treated, suffers of TIS can make a full recovery. Treatment includes a reduction or complete elimination of Fox News, an understanding of science and reasoning, and talking to minority members of society.
Person 1: Did you hear about that meeting in Trump tower between Trump Jr and a Kremlin connected lawyer.

Person 2: That's just the deep state using the FBI to impeach Trump.

Person 1: Oh really? But didn't Trump Jr. admit to the meeting?

Person 2: The media really are the enemy of the people.

Person 1: Sounds like you have Trump Infatuation Syndrome.
by PowerfulTruth July 23, 2018
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Trump The China Builder

Donald Trump will be remembered by all Chinese. He is the one who banned Huawei, which made all Chinese realize China must continue to develop cutting-edge technology no matter what; he is the one who irritated colored community to intensify riots, which illegitamize Hong Kong young thugs; he is the one who smashed the fantasy of pro-western Chinese that western countries will give China peaceful environment during the rise of China. In one word, China became more unified by Trump. Hence, Donald Trump is called the "Trump The China Builder".
- (ask a random Chinese) Who is the president of China?
- Xi? I am not sure...
- Who is the president of America?
- Trump The China Builder!
by IdolWaiter June 12, 2020
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trumps missing ballets

When someone shits on a toilet seat and closes the lid
Oh man last night I had to shit so bad I ended up having to do a “trumps missing ballets”
by Dick2473935427883 December 13, 2021
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Trump as House Speaker

When some morally bankrupt ultra-MAGA lawmakers are entertaining the idea to nominate their ex-Commander in Cheat as the next House Speaker (who doesn’t have to be an elected member of Congress) as days-long bitching, backstabbing, and infighting continue to plague the polarized GOP.
As his politically inept and serially corrupt yes-men and women can’t see eye to eye with the moderates, the Pinocchio-in-Chief is relishing at their far-fetched or idiotic proposal of “Trump as House Speaker.”
by Fasters October 21, 2023
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Steaming Trump Pile

The feeling of disappointment and shame when you look back over your shoulder discovering the trail you left on your carpet. A synonym for the gift left in your yard by the neighbor's dobermann, which often results in that stink on the bottom of your shoe.
Watch out for the Steaming Trump Pile in your front yard, otherwise you might regret it!
by seudokode November 07, 2020
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Going all Trump

To take an unilateral uninformed and/or dangerous and/or racist position on a topic while placing a finger in each ear and chanting la-la-la-la-la
"Senior ! No need to be going all Trump on us. We're leaving..."
by Dating Hot Asian Women April 12, 2016
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