A lovely park located in lovely New Jersey in lovely Holmdel. Close to my favorite place, lovely holmdel highschool.
At this park you'll find;
-A huge ass hill called the bowl
-A farm with animals and shit (literal shit)
-A pond where you can fish in only during certain times of the year, which people don't seem to fucking understand, as you'll see some idiot with their goddamn rod in the pond IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING WINTER
And,
-Two playgrounds, one located at the bottom of a hill, and one at the top. If you walk up the hill you may see an assortment of exercise stops, where you may stretch your muscles to get an extra few calories burned. Wow!
At this park you'll find;
-A huge ass hill called the bowl
-A farm with animals and shit (literal shit)
-A pond where you can fish in only during certain times of the year, which people don't seem to fucking understand, as you'll see some idiot with their goddamn rod in the pond IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING WINTER
And,
-Two playgrounds, one located at the bottom of a hill, and one at the top. If you walk up the hill you may see an assortment of exercise stops, where you may stretch your muscles to get an extra few calories burned. Wow!
Man 1: "Wow, I remember when I use to ride my bike in Holmdel park 40 years ago, up and down the bowl. Ah yeah, those were the good old days."
by Mahpoatoe October 8, 2018
Get the Holmdel Parkmug. 
A depression devolution of South Park where to goal is not the make viewers laugh but to “own” President Donald Trump, Charlie Kirk, and other conservatives. Similar to late night comedy shows that replace comedy with tearful woke sermons and dehumanizing people they disagree with.
Miller: Wow, I can’t believe South Park is finally back. Can’t wait to see what the boys are up to.
Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.
Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.
Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.
Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.
Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.
Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.
Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.
Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.
Miller: I don’t though.
Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.
Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.
Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.
Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.
Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.
Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.
Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.
Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.
Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.
Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.
Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.
Miller: I don’t though.
Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.
Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.
Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.
by HonestyKing3 September 21, 2025
Get the TDS Parkmug. by Uhhhhhhbs May 5, 2023
Get the Grave parkmug. The verti-park doesn't allow dogs or BBQ's so we're moving into a trailer as soon as Bob's worker's compensation comes in.
by Chris J Mitchell August 25, 2008
Get the Verti-parkmug. me:did u hear about filip johnquavious the 3rd omg he is so hot
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
by alyssaparisi June 13, 2022
Get the cedar park high schoolmug. One of the 2 cities completely surrounded by Detroit. Bet a majority of those pictures you see of abandoned homes from detroit were taken here. Bad public schools. If you’re taking woodward to downtown you have driven through here
by TotallyNotADetroiter July 13, 2021
Get the Highland Parkmug.