Jacob Smith from the Goon Squad
by Big Mac jones February 9, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024
Get the Simp Mathmug. 
by KillerBee2542 November 23, 2021
Get the Simpmug. 
1. The name given to a boy who would do anything possible to get with a girl.
2. The name given to a boy who is overly obsessed with a girl
2. The name given to a boy who is overly obsessed with a girl
by BasicallyMikey June 8, 2020
Get the Simpmug.