Penis darts

the aftermath of smooking weed the next day

Boy A: It feels like a cylinder of pain! not just a pain on the surface but right through ! like...
Girl B: penis darts?!

by Tuna Tessticles January 9, 2010

beach penis

a tanned out penis: something that looks like srengs.

where did you get that beach penis?

i heard sreng is getting his beach penis today

by maximillion leg..acy July 7, 2009

Penis brains

1.someone who is a freaking moron.
2. someone who thinks with his penis instead of his head.

Great job Penis brains! you spilled your beer on me!
Wow, Penis brains, you are so lame for trying to get with me.

by chasers23 June 29, 2008

Trump Penis

1.
A common condition where ones penis looks like trump.

2.
An oddly small penis, one that can easily fit in trumps small hands.

"I guarantee you there's no problem, I guarantee it".

"Man I have a trump penis, what a shame".

by Urban Moderators February 24, 2017

Keiths Penis

A really really tiny Penis

Damn You have a Keiths Penis

by SomeGuyYouMayOrMayNotKnow May 31, 2014

penis buffer

one who buffs up the penis by sucking on it, aka spit shine

dammit them queers are all penis buffers

by reno April 21, 2005

inverted penis

When some bitch is all nasty like a hoe ass hoe bitch and you start to get a boner at first cuz she looks got then shes a stanky bitch and ur shit goes inverted and basically turns into a vagina.

Ah, that bitch was nasty, i got an inverted penis now, fuck fuckity fuck fuck, damn bitch.

or

Gary: Hey t-bag tom? is that bitch makin ur penis inverted?
Tom: Ha, yup!

by Gary January 25, 2005