Rule 69

Rule 69: if it exists, there's a Cupcakke remix of it

Friend: I was trying to listen to the Minecraft soundtrack but it was some random moaning and rap about smacking ass like a drum?

Me: Rule 69
Friend: What?

by HeyiAmDyslexia August 29, 2023

mango rules

Where person one in the relationship wants a food item, but if the person 2 wants thus same item he/she has to get their own because the first mentioned will not share.

Not withstanding that if the first's item is finished the second has to share.

Person 1-"im getting a chocolate, you want one? "
Person 2-"can't i just share with you?"

Person 1-"hell no Mango Rules"

by Budjiebezuidenhout April 2, 2018

road rules

Some things you don't have to obey...

Road rules? What are those?

by Your father July 12, 2003

Ten Second Rule

A rule often employed for those who seem to be over-exuberant or too comfortable in their surroundings. 10 seconds before you start speaking, stop.

Shut up or I'll be forced to implement the ten second rule!

by old gregg 1 January 23, 2011

Fresh Trim Rule

If you get a fresh trim, your friends are allowed to slap you on the back of the head two times each.

An example of the Fresh Trim Rule:
Ay mandem, Michael got a fresh trim.

(Michael gets slapped on the back of the head)

by Keiron is a nonce May 23, 2021

Hitch rules

When a male cums 90% of the time and a woman cums 10% of the time.

Friend: Do you make you girl cum when you have sex?
Me: We go with the Hitch Rules, she gets off 1 out of 10 times while i get off the remainder.

by HickoryBlister May 11, 2021

Rule 66

if It exist then it gets shot down By Clone Troopers.

yo, dude look at this, Sponge bob is getting killed by Clones. this is so rule 66

by Ktfheeefdaxsfeaklooonrnk man September 13, 2022