Mexican Leather

When a leather jacket is made in mexico. Typically, they find the nicest skinned school kid and use him for the jacket.

"Yo, this jacket was made in mexico!"
"Dude, thats mexican leather. Paco is dead".

by NAplam October 22, 2018

Mexican wedding ring

When a hickey is given to mark someone as taken. More often than not by broke ass ho's.

Thanks Rosa for the Mexican wedding ring now my #1 girl will know I'm taken by another!

by Timepower October 29, 2018

Mexican John

A racial derogatory term used to describe someone who is Mexican or Mexican descent. It has been used since the 40s ever since the Mexicans came over as a minority to seek for jobs to make money. John in spanish is Juan but white people use Mexican John instead.

Guy 1: I notice there is a new Mexican John across the street.

Guy 2: Don't worry he actually seems nice.

by Dragónverde December 1, 2018

Mexican Joel

A mexican joel is the best drug lord in town; sells joint for a buck. No one knows his gender but they assume he is related to thanos

Dam those bath salts were pretty cheap
Yeah my plugs a Mexican Joel

by YaBoi Hibberto December 7, 2018

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“I had to get asshole replacement surgery after I received the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

Mexican cake Pop

The Mexican cake pop is when you insert a stick into the hole of your wang. The female then proceeds to insert your stick strucken pene into her vagina. She then takes a shit as it is placed within her. It is then taken out and molded into a ball where you now have the cake for your cake pop within your partner. She then spits on the shit cake pop and begins to eat it, meanwhile you are still proceeding to smash your partner.

My sister and I had fun doing the Mexican cake pop last week.

by Acrim December 29, 2018